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The Wicked Witch Of The Westin

It’s great to find a woman who laughs at your wit, but not when she sounds like she’ll follow up with “I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!”

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Two Fish Bound by a Golden Cord

Until March 20th (Spring Equinox), Earth and her kingdoms (mineral, plant, animal, human) experience the influence of Pisces, sign of the World Savior.

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Beak Experience

I recently started dating this new girl. I asked her whether her lips and boobs are real (and it turns out they are). However, I did call her out on

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年节 Chinese New Year

This is the first week of Lent (purification, preparation) and according to the Luni-solar calendar, the Chinese Spring Festival/Lunar New Year of 2015 – Year of the Wood Sheep/Goat.

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Avatars, Presidents, Valentines, Ashes, Lent & a New Moon

This is our last week of Aquarius (world Server). Next week (Wednesday) Sun enters Pisces (world Savior). Note the different esoteric tasks. Although it’s being denied, past structures of reality continue breaking down and dissolving.

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Stay-At-Home Martyr

Kids these days grow up so fast. Before you know it, they’re 50 and back home doing bong hits in the basement.

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Last week of Mercury Retrograde

While in its “retrograde shadow” Mercury’s not yet quite moving forward with it’s usual “messenger” speed.

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Rant’s Tomb

On a date, you should merely be splashing your personality around, tempted as you may be to hold a guy down and try to drown him in it.

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Playing With Mismatches

The French make this sort of mismatch sound sexy and fabulous, calling what she’s feeling “la douleur exquise” — the “exquisite pain” of wanting somebody you can’t have.

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Aquarius Calling, Humanity Rising

Aquarius (eleventh sign after Aries) is the sign of service – serving one another, building community. Aquarius is fixed air – stabilizing new ideas in the world.