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Shake It Till You Make It

I’m new to online dating. I’m a nice, good-looking guy with a good job, but I have a muscular condition that causes me to shake a lot. I’m not looking

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Pluto Retrograde, Aries New Moon, Lyrid Meteor Showers

As the Lyrid meteors, radiating from the star Vega in the Harp constellation, begin showering heaven and earth with light, Pluto, planet of transformation (or die) turns stationary retrograde (Thursday,

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Flee Circus

My mom left when I was young, and my former husband left me, too. Maybe because of this, I’ve noticed that I’m quick to assume that any man I’m seeing

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Passion Week, Eclipse, Full Moon, Aries Festival, Passover & Easter

We have entered a most important week of multiple festivals. Three Ages and religious festivals – stages for humanity’s development – are occurring simultaneously.

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Spring Triangle – Three Spring Festivals

The Spring signs Aries, Taurus and Gemini constitute a triangle of force that sets the template for the nine signs that follow and the template for the entire year (Spring 2015-Spring 2016) ahead.

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Eyes That Light Up A Womb

Saying you won’t have kids for “moral reasons” sounds better than my reasons: I find them loud, sticky, and expensive.

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The Sociopath Of Least Resistance

A woman like your girlfriend, with a history of dating shady guys, can find the most inconsequential things suspicious, down to the way you drip creamer into your coffee — surely Morse code telling that pretty woman across the cafe that you want to have sex with her.

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Intensity, Change, Transformation – Mars, Uranus, Pluto

Mars/Uranus, Mars/Pluto, Mercury enters Pisces, Saturn Retrograde, Uranus square Pluto, Venus enters Taurus.

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The Taming Of The Spew

Unfortunately, it’s the rare man who has a mind-reading helmet, and even if this one does, there’s a good chance it’s in the back of his closet under a pile of socks containing semen specimens from the mid-‘90s.

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Week of Festivals – Full Moon, Lantern Festival, Purim, Holi

It is a week of many different festivals along with a full moon, all occurring simultaneously. Thursday Chinese New Year celebrations end with the Lantern Festival (at full moon).