The Rat Of The Litter

The Rat Of The Litter

By Amy Alkon

For two months, I’ve been dating an awesome guy. He does sweet things like leaving cute notes on my windshield, but I worry about how he looks up to his older brother, who isn’t the greatest person. What’s most worrisome is how his brother treats women like garbage, saying anything to get them into bed and then ditching them or cheating. I haven’t known my apparently awesome boyfriend long, so part of me worries about whether any part of his brother has rubbed off on him or will. How much of a “family resemblance” is there between brothers?

— Having Cautious Fun

Younger brothers do tend to look up to older brothers, and frankly, this is hard to avoid if one’s older brother is always dangling out some married woman’s second-floor window.

But behavioral science research finds personality isn’t transferred from one person to another like cat hair from a couch to black pants.

“Personality similarity between relatives seems to come mostly from their shared genes,” writes behavioral geneticist and twins researcher Nancy Segal in “Born Together — Reared Apart.”

About your boyfriend and his brother, Segal told me, “If they were identical twins, I would worry!” Identical twins share 100 percent of their genes, she explained. But “siblings share 50 percent of their genes, on average” and “can be very different.”

Even with those genes they share, biology isn’t destiny. The same gene vaults into action in one brother (sending chemical signals to the brain that influence personality) might spend a lifetime napping in the other. Gene expression — whether certain genes get switched on — is triggered by environment (which includes diet, chemical exposure and a person’s experiences). Although these brothers grew up in the same family, the same environment’s effect on different siblings can be different because they experience it at different ages with a different combination of genes and with different peer and other influences. So, for example, four brothers can have the same physically abusive grifter father but only one of them — executed murderer Gary Gilmore — ends up a cold-blooded killer. Then there’s Bill Clinton and his half brother Roger — one of whom was the leader of the free world and the other, a leader in finding the free beer.

Chances are your boyfriend looks up to his brother for historical reasons — for building him forts out of couch cushions and making some bully wear girls underwear on his head — and he doesn’t want to mess up his misty view with new information, like how his brother collects girls’ tears in little labeled glass vials. You, however, are on the right track — “having cautious fun” instead of deciding your boyfriend’s the cheese and closing your eyes to any information contradicting that. But while your boyfriend’s brother is a user of people, which points to a lack of empathy, your boyfriend’s behavior (just per the notes he leaves on your car) suggests he takes pleasure in delighting you, which suggests he truly cares about you. If only his brother would show similar thoughtfulness and start leaving his own cute notes on girls’ cars — perhaps something along the lines of “Roses are red, violets are blue; I just got a shot at the free clinic, and so should you.”

Ex And The City

My wife and I divorced just over a year ago, and I asked my friends to stop being friends with her, which I thought they had. I just learned a friend is starting a new job — for which my ex-wife recommended him (knowing he was looking because they remained “friends” on LinkedIn). I’m glad he got a new gig, but I’m angry people are still in touch with her, since the marriage ending was pretty much her fault.

— Hurt

Good morning, General Pinochet. You apparently forgot to put the word out to local birds to boycott your ex-wife’s bird feeder and order squirrels in the park not to take nuts from her. You don’t get to tell grown adults who they can and can’t be friends with. Instead, you trust your friends to behave like friends. It’s a bit much, however, to expect everybody to stop being “friends” with your ex-wife — to remember they once connected on LinkedIn and go click the button for “Off With Her Head.” Frankly, in this economy, I wouldn’t hold it against somebody even if they got their job through a LinkedIn connection to Charles Manson.

The ironic thing is, you’re the one who really needs to disconnect — to finally decide to move on instead of remaining married to your resentment long after divorcing your wife. Try to remember, time flies “when you’re having fun,” not “when you’re resenting your dog for not doing the noble thing when he’s at her place and going on a hunger strike.”

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