Commentary
Slogans are my co-pilot
Heck, if you want to believe in the coming of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (www.venganza.org), then go for it.
Too Close For Comfort
What is it with people wanting a close parking space?
Earlier this year, a driver parked his truck inside the Pontiac Coffee House in Springdale, mangling the door and shattering glass. Now another Springdale business has been hit with a close encounter.
Why Drug Laws Have Failed
Retired Judge Jim Gray has a mantra regarding drug policies in the U.S. that bears repeating:
“We couldn’t do a worse job if we tried.”
Responses To 'Stoned'
Two weeks ago, the Free Weekly ran a cover story titled “Stoned,” a whimsical look at places with great views if you happen to be … well, stoned, in the
What The … ?!!!
Yeah, I know you’re not supposed to take shots at softball targets. I’m doing it anyway. While thousands upon thousands of people packed into close quarters enjoyed themselves in mostly
Win! / Fail :(
Peyton Hillis had another great week with his 102 yards rushing and a touchdown aiding the Browns to a win over division-rival Bengals.
What The … ?!!!
Yep, we’re trying out a new nationally syndicated column this week in the Freekly. Some of you might remember what happened the last time we introduced a column. Ugh.
Win! / Fail :(
When a former Razorback has that kind of day — 144 yards and a TD on a terrible Cleveland team against a Baltimore defense — you have to let everyone know it’s time to yell “Woo Pig Sooie!”
What The … ?!!
I’d gotten used to automatically deleting/reporting spam e-mail based on certain obvious words or phrases. So I almost clicked “Report Spam” when I saw the words “Shit Robot.”
Please punctuate your rant correctly
Last week, it was the twin messages of “Beware Of God” on a single car that caught my eye, prompting a plea not to reduce your closely held beliefs to a simple bumper sticker.