Advice
Horoscopes: Jan. 6-12
Thursday is Epiphany (Greek for “revelation”), Three Kings Day, the day the Three Astrologer Magi Kings found the Holy Child in the stable, offered gifts of gold, frankincense & myrrh (gifts given to Apollo).
Home Is Where The Fart Is
My wife of eight years is a really good person but always needs reassurance that she’s attractive. I’m finding that difficult because, on a typical night, she takes a dump in our master bathroom with the door open, saunters over to our bed with a few open sores on her face from picking her zits, rips a fart and comes at me for a kiss.
An Unfair To Remember
In middle school, I got a crush on “Sam,” but he wasn’t interested. In high school, he took me to prom, but only as friends when none of the other girls he asked said yes.
Horoscopes: Dec. 23
Christmas is Saturday, with a Virgo (let us not be critical, let us be grateful) moon (with matter, mother, the past). Let us, as an antidote, have the purposeful intentions for Gratitude, for Goodwill which, through the establishment of Right Relations, brings Peace to the world which “Hark, the Herald Angels Sing.”
Horoscopes: Dec. 16
The Cherubim, angels from the constellation Cancer, guardians of families begin to surround the Earth. We “set our eyes toward Bethlehem”. On the way what gifts for each sign shall we bring?
Dirty-Something
My husband surfs the Internet for porn and pictures of women when he’s bored. I want to accept this, but I can’t help but feel insecure and betrayed.
You Tech My Breath Away
I’ve had some good experiences with online dating, but I just can’t get over this feeling that it just isn’t natural or sexy.
Horoscopes: Dec. 9-15
Mercury entered Capricorn the last day of December. With Mercury in Cap, our communication becomes bare bones, essentially informational.
The Boors And The Bees
In your response to the woman with the publicly gropey boyfriend, you deemed French kissing at a workplace event inappropriate PDA. How about French kissing one’s girlfriend during a performance of “Stomp” (musical theater)? The woman behind me that evening gave me negative feedback … which was of no interest to me.
