Advice
Fasten Your Bible Belt
It’s Jesus’ birthday, but seeing as you guys aren’t that close, you figured he wouldn’t mind if you skipped it.
Heavy Meddle
It’s normal to keep some personal information secret from the person you’re dating – like your exact income or the fact that you belt out Lynyrd Skynyrd in the car every day on your way to work.
To Leech According To Her Needs
You need to establish a new house rule: “Residents and their guests can experience only one climate at a time.”
Rosh Hashanah – Calling the Shofar
Under the shadow of the Libra new moon, the Jewish High Holy Days (ten days) begin Thursday with Rosh Hashanah.
Doody-Bound
I like to offer “Don’t have sex!” as a form of practical advice — usually just as I’m getting into my flying car.
Autumn Equinox, the Peace Equation & Virgo New Moon
Sunday is the UN International Day of Peace. Monday is Autumn equinox as Sun enters Libra (Right Relations with all of life). The Soul Year now begins.
The Revolution Must Be Different
The Aries Moon will be here late Wednesday and Thursday. We think new thoughts and initiate new ideas. Sun in Virgo with Saturn in Scorpio help disciples to create orderly structures to anchor and bring forth new ideas.
Whoa Is Me
You lost your girlfriend and were thinking, “At least I have my job.” Then you lost your job and were thinking, “At least I have my confidence.” Whatever happens, don’t say, “At least I have my penis.”
Beard-Death Experience
Nobody wants to be the one to tell a guy that his attempted sexy-man scruff is a ringer for a Hobbit’s feet or plant life struggling up after a nuclear winter.
Under the Light of the Full Moon
We must be patient Thursday, Sept. 4 – we may experience limitation and restraints, feeling we haven’t done or said enough. Carefully think through ideas before explaining.
