Advice
The Litter Prince
That used Q-tip is only a collectible if he used to be Elvis.
Preparing for the Gemini Festival of Humanity
The Gemini Festival of Humanity occurs Saturday, May 21st. I am writing about it ahead of time so everyone can be aware and if they choose, begin to prepare this week with the New Group of World Servers.
The Bleh Lagoon
Surely, you wouldn’t find the bunny-hugging vegan “shallow” for not being up for the long haul with the guy who electrocutes the cows.
The Bleh Lagoon
Surely, you wouldn’t find the bunny-hugging vegan “shallow” for not being up for the long haul with the guy who electrocutes the cows.
All In A Day’s Jerk
Workers’ comp covers many on-the-job accidents — but unfortunately not the kind where a married man slips and falls into his co-worker’s vagina.
Mercury Retrograde in Taurus
Mercury (the wing-footed Hermes) retrogrades Thursday, at 23 degrees Taurus (till May 22).
What You Seethe Is What You Get
When the cops come to the door, it usually isn’t to say, “Your neighbors called and said they heard you loving each other really loudly.”
Are We Having Funding Yet?
Lack of money is the root of many arguments. So, sure, the same couple are likely to be happier if the island they can afford to “winter” on is one in the middle of the South Pacific, as opposed to one in the middle of a four-lane highway.
Let’s Examine The Mummy’s Cursor
Who says men aren’t emotional? “I don’t wanna talk about it!” is an emotion.
Easter, the Resurrection Festival for Humanity
Wednesday is the Aries Solar Festival (and full moon). It is also a lunar eclipse. Something in form and matter in our lives disappears, no longer needed, having fulfilled its destiny.
