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Mothership Of Fools

Strange how nobody ever manages to shoot video when there’s an alien spaceship in the vicinity — perhaps because they’re too busy recording that guy, two traffic lanes over, who’s picking his nose.

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Tour Of Doody

When men say they “love surprises,” they mean the sort involving an impromptu striptease, not where you wait till the sixth date to tell them that, no, that child seat actually isn’t for your terrier.

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Voting in Scorpio – the Test. Which Candidate is the Disciple?

Libra said to us, “Let choice be made.” Now in Scorpio we act upon our choice by voting. I urge everyone to vote. Everyone’s vote is important.

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The Shrining

Endlessly replaying the memories of how perfect your ex was is a great idea — if you’re looking to grow old with a tube sock and a vat of lotion.

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Ghosts, Goblins & Spirits

As the Sun enters Scorpio we all of a sudden enter the autumn festivals, especially Halloween (the day after Scorpio new moon), All Souls and All Saints days.

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The Candidates & the Election – Our Test

As we come to the end of Libra and enter Scorpio, we move close to the time when, this election year, we are asked to make a final choice.

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Festival of Joy (Sukkot), Building Shelters, & the Full Hunter’s Moon

Saturday is the Full Hunter’s moon which means it’s the Libra solar festival (23 degrees Libra).

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Talk Dirt-Cheap To Me

Your husband comes into the living room, and there you are — sitting on the floor with a Starbucks cup and a cardboard sign that says, “Anything helps. God bless.”

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Inscribed in the Book of Life

Mercury enters Libra this week. Mercury signifies our thoughts, communications and ideas.

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Wealth Care Crisis

The way you see it, your friend found that mythical leprechaun with the pot of private jets and beachfront property — and she was all, “Too short! Too green! NEXT!”