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A Winter Ale Worth Cracking Open
Nutcracker Ale is a 5.8 percent alcohol winter warmer from Boulevard Brewing Co. in Kansas City. It’s brewed with five different malts, including wheat malt along with brown and dark sugars.
Sunrise Doesn’t Shine
I’ve been in the process of moving for the past month. The other day, during a moving frenzy, I decided that breakfast was needed. I wanted someplace that would be close and quick, but fast food was out of the question because I refuse to eat the stuff. So, I decided that grabbing a bite at Sunrise Café was in order. By the way, I’ve discovered the trick about moving. Don’t do it.
Backstory: Do The Write Thing
Something happens, and your body tells you it’s wrong and you swallow the language that wants to come out. The child smacked in the mall food court, the mentally challenged man harassed by teens, the homeless woman not allowed to use a restaurant bathroom: How many times have you eaten your words?
Horoscopes: Dec. 16
The Cherubim, angels from the constellation Cancer, guardians of families begin to surround the Earth. We “set our eyes toward Bethlehem”. On the way what gifts for each sign shall we bring?
Dirty-Something
My husband surfs the Internet for porn and pictures of women when he’s bored. I want to accept this, but I can’t help but feel insecure and betrayed.
¡ASK A MEXICAN!: Defective
Do the rest of us a favor and stop breeding. I know you can’t do that because of your defective culture, so when Armageddon comes it will be fought between the Mexicans with their pants down and Moslems with their robes up. Should be one hell of an event.
News Of The Weird
French farmer Michele Rouyer, who was discovered by police with about 11 pounds of packaged marijuana and a dozen plants, said the weed was not for himself but for the 150 ducks he raises.
TKT: Sustainable Energy
The Arkansas Public Service Commission released a report revealing their intentions for increasing sustainability and energy efficiency in the state of Arkansas.