Billy the kid as investment banker

Jesse James as high financier

Goldman/Sachs were Butch and Sundance

How the hell did they ever get here?

First they got them an up east education

Met all the right people to boot

Then finally the “piec de resistance”

A three-piece Brooks Brother’s suit.

Armed with only a golden parachute

To escape in the wink of an eye

They rob us now by the millions

Devouring the Capitalist pie.

The sociopaths that use violence

We hunt down and lock them away.

But wear a Brooks Brothers suit

We’ll forgive and call it a stray.

So remember when you sing the praises

Of free market “laissez faire”

After suits destroyed our economy

Socialism was used to repair.

John Allendorfer


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