Advice
Loot Conquers All
If gift price is tied to meal price, it seems there should be a sliding scale.
A World Of Blurt
Confessing your crush to your married co-worker is like arranging a transfer to her — of your 26-pound tumor: “His name is Fred. He enjoys fine wine, banned preservatives, and cigarette smoke. I hope you’re very happy together!”
Venus Retrograde in Aries
Venus is retrograde in Aries. Retrogrades are times of re-evaluation and review. Venus represents our possessions, values, relationships (lovers, partners, intimate friends).
Born Jesterday
Using a pre-printed card to hit on the ladies makes a powerful statement: “I’m looking for a kind woman to nurse me back to masculinity.”
A Ruse Is A Ruse Is A Ruse
A year ago, the woman who pet-sits for me began inviting herself over for dinner. We started going out about three times a week.
Conflict & Chaos Between the Ages
We are completing the month of Aquarius this week. However, Mercury remains in Aquarius and we are entering the Age of Aquarius (Ages last 2,500 years). So Aquarius will be with us for a very long time.
Stare Trek
The 40-year-old guy I’m dating swivels his head to check out ladies everywhere. He even comments on those he finds attractive. I’ve mentioned that it bugs me. He contends that
You Deserve A Breakup Today
Ideally, “till death do us part” doesn’t lead to daydreams involving a shovel and a tarp.
Lunar Eclipse – Something Disappears
Friday afternoon/early evening we have the Aquarius solar festival and full moon with the first lunar eclipse of 2017.
Jupiter Retrogrades in Libra – Are We Balanced, Are We Gracious?
Here we are already in February, the month of Aquarius & Pisces, of Groundhog Day (Candlemas Day, Imbolc, cross quarter day between winter & spring), Valentines, Chinese new year, the Lantern Festival at the full moon, birthdays of presidents Lincoln & Washington, and for this year, the month of two eclipses (lunar Feb. 10, solar Feb. 26). February also informs us that spring (March 20th) is one month away.
