Advice
All In A Day’s Jerk
Workers’ comp covers many on-the-job accidents — but unfortunately not the kind where a married man slips and falls into his co-worker’s vagina.
Mercury Retrograde in Taurus
Mercury (the wing-footed Hermes) retrogrades Thursday, at 23 degrees Taurus (till May 22).
What You Seethe Is What You Get
When the cops come to the door, it usually isn’t to say, “Your neighbors called and said they heard you loving each other really loudly.”
Are We Having Funding Yet?
Lack of money is the root of many arguments. So, sure, the same couple are likely to be happier if the island they can afford to “winter” on is one in the middle of the South Pacific, as opposed to one in the middle of a four-lane highway.
Let’s Examine The Mummy’s Cursor
Who says men aren’t emotional? “I don’t wanna talk about it!” is an emotion.
Easter, the Resurrection Festival for Humanity
Wednesday is the Aries Solar Festival (and full moon). It is also a lunar eclipse. Something in form and matter in our lives disappears, no longer needed, having fulfilled its destiny.
We’ll Always Have Parasite
If you had the traditional kind of parasite, you could just put a lit match to its butt.
Papa’s Got A Brand New Hag
Of course it’s what’s on the inside that really counts, which is why men’s magazines so often run glossy spreads of stout, good-hearted older women crocheting afghans for nursing home patients.
Spring Equinox, Aries Sun, Palm Sunday, Full Moon
Late night Saturday & early Sunday morning the Sun enters Aries and Spring begins.
Pisces, the Fishes
Spring’s almost here, daylight’s increasing, daffodils, dandelions and pear trees are blooming. And we humans, following the circadian cycles, are beginning to bloom and increase in light, too.
