Advice Goddess
The Shopping Cart Before The Horse
It’s a really bad idea for a guy to give flowers to a girl he’s just meeting, unless she’s just won the Kentucky Derby. In that case, he could also slip her a carrot and slap her on the rump.
The Princess And The Pee
I spend most of my time watching him play video games and drink beer until he’s ready for sex or passes out. He’s also developed the nasty habit of peeing into bottles and leaving them around until they’re full.
Meek And Potatoes
My co-worker was really hung up on a guy. She was convinced he liked her, and she did all the flirty things you advise, but he never made a move.
Sane-Sex Attraction
I’m an African-American gay woman in my mid-20s. I initially had relationships with men, but I’m just not attracted to them. Women make me feel alive, exhilarated, connected, and challenged, and sex is the bomb.
When You Wish Upon A Ringo Starr
I’ve been casually dating — speedily dumping men who’ve gotten attached (not my fault, I make my intentions super-clear). I should be packing now, but I’m a mess.
Under The Cover Of Nightclub
We were together exactly nine months when he called and suggested we go dancing. Ten minutes after I arrived at the club, he broke up with me.
So, His Wild Oats
We were picking a movie to watch on his laptop, and I noticed one of his browser pages was opened to Match.com. He saw that I saw it but said nothing.
Nodding Off Hill
My husband and I are wonderful friends, and I love him dearly. However, for reasons he won’t tell me, he decided eight years ago that he was no longer interested in sex.
This American Strife
This is now what my boyfriend does to “surprise” me. I’m certain I sound like a total creep, but it really isn’t romantic to have your significant other surprise you by doing exactly what he was told.
Too-Big Love
I’m an older woman (almost 50) in a six-year live-in relationship with a 25-year-old guy. The problem is he wants to sleep with other girls.
