Advice Goddess
Urning Curve
If you’re putting on some skimpy somethings to get your boyfriend in the right mindset in bed, ideally, they aren’t three strategically located “Hello, My Name Is…” stickers.
Leave Story
When a man disappears on you after a great first date, it’s natural to search your mind for the most plausible explanation — that is, whichever one doesn’t shred your ego and feed it to your fish.
You've Got Bail
When you date a “bad boy,” there are always adjustments to be made, like getting adjusted to how he’s sleeping with three of your friends.
All Of Meh
There’s no such thing as a one-night friendship, and for good reason — because friendship is based on trust, fondness, and mutual respect, not on how the other person’s butt fills out a pair of pants.
You Delete Me
You know you’ll feel bad when you check his Facebook and Twitter, yet you keep doing it.
The Company You Keep Away
There are times it makes sense to chase a man, like if he’s wearing Lycra knickers and making a dash for the end zone or he’s just run out of your house with your TV.
American Idle
There comes a point in the day of a brainy person when she’s about a half step from being entertained by cat toys.
Belittle Richard
My girlfriend says she likes that I’m smart but says I can be “on” too much of the time. For example, if someone pronounces a word wrong or uses it
Moby Dickhead
Your boyfriend’s just lucky nobody’s suspected he’s lying about what he’s read and tried to trip him up — maybe with “It’s like Heathcliff wandering the moors searching for Cathy after she was abducted by aliens!” or “What a relief when Romeo rushed Juliet to the hospital and they pumped her stomach!”
Scoot Force
If you aren’t European or a hipster married to another hipster, it’s a little dismaying when your husband’s new ride looks like it came in a pink package marked “Barbie doll sold separately.”
