Entertainment
Identification Issues
I am a mocha-skinned woman. Puerto Ricans always ask if I am Puerto Rican, Dominicans just start speaking Spanish, Cubans ask if my abuelita made good arroz con leche but Mexicans know I’m black. What gives?
Stars Shine But Pass Misses
Completely ignoring our personal history of lonely nights, this hunk of gray matter convinces us that were we to suddenly find ourselves single we would need a moat and several hundred teargas grenades to fend of the hordes of single women that would be beating down our door.
Oscar Bingo!
Oscar Bingo — just like the real thing, only without the tumbling ball machine or the letters B, I, N or G.
And The Winner Is …
Movie dorks like myself live for this time of year because it validates one of our favorite pastimes — arguing about movies.
Live Music: Feb. 24 edition
Hey, it’s some live music listings for Feb. 24 and the days that follow – weekends, Wednesdays and sometimes even Mondays
Can A Gabacho Be President Of Mexico?
Although we like our leaders light-skinned, we already got our share of a part-gabacho president in Vicente Fox — and he was as pendejo as his American counterpart, Dubya.
Low And Highbrow Achieved
Tim Lippe is a rube of the highest order. He lives in the small town of Brown Valley, works for Brown Star Insurance and dates his old sixth-grade teacher.
Liam Neeson: Badass
Liam Neeson has stumbled onto a title not usually acquired by men in their late 50s: Action Hero. With the surprise hit “Taken,” Neeson became a dogged, blood-splattering force for good.
Live Music: Feb. 17 And Beyond
Hey, it’s live music, open mics, karaoke … you know, that kind of thing.
Calling All Banjos
Frustrated that various avenues of dissent seem to have no significant impact, the anti-war committee of the Omni Center decided to stage a different kind of event.
