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Advice Risa's Astrology

The Revolution Must Be Different

The Aries Moon will be here late Wednesday and Thursday. We think new thoughts and initiate new ideas. Sun in Virgo with Saturn in Scorpio help disciples to create orderly structures to anchor and bring forth new ideas.

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Whoa Is Me

You lost your girlfriend and were thinking, “At least I have my job.” Then you lost your job and were thinking, “At least I have my confidence.” Whatever happens, don’t say, “At least I have my penis.”

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Beard-Death Experience

Nobody wants to be the one to tell a guy that his attempted sexy-man scruff is a ringer for a Hobbit’s feet or plant life struggling up after a nuclear winter.

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Under the Light of the Full Moon

We must be patient Thursday, Sept. 4 – we may experience limitation and restraints, feeling we haven’t done or said enough. Carefully think through ideas before explaining.

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Burning Man, Mercury Enters Libra & Labor Day

It’s the week of Burning Man, the temporary intentional alternative community on the playas of Nevada.

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MP3's A Crowd

Desperation is always so sexy — like Abraham Lincoln in a lime-green mankini.

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Strengthening the Hands of the New Group of World Servers

Friday night begins our time under Virgo, sign of the Madonna gestating a new state of awareness for humanity. Virgo is also Ceres, mother of Persephone descending underground when autumn

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Under New Anger Management

In touch football, you’re only supposed to put a hand or two on another player — as opposed to, oh, tearing out his soul with your bare hands, grinding it into a fine powder, and sprinkling it on your cornflakes.

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The Thoughtform of Solution

Our last week of Leo before Sun enters Virgo (next Friday/Saturday). The planets this week make complex patterns and relationships (vibrational cadences and rhythms) with the outer planets, mainly Neptune – the planet that veils, obscures, protects and finally refines us. Neptune offers us entrance into a deeply spiritual sense of comfort and solace.

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I'm With Stupor

No wife, no job, probably no car, and no house — it’s like there’s a country song sleeping on your couch.