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Skinny Genes

There’s that saying, “You are what you eat.” Apparently, your girlfriend ate a supermodel.

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Fasten Your Deceit Belt

Welcome to Moral High Ground, population: you. Wow, so that’s your real weight on your driver’s license?

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The Gift Of Blab

Being compatible with somebody doesn’t mean you’re like them in all ways.

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Signs of Summer & Chiron Retrogrades

Beginning at summer solstice, and for 72 hours after, the Sun remains still in its northern position at the Tropic of Cancer.

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Unzipping Your Genes

If women truly prioritized men’s looks like you say, Victoria’s Secret would be raking in the bucks with a companion chain of sexy undies stores for men.

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Someday, Her Prince Will Run

Can you “make a go” of this relationship? Of course you can! Before you know it, you’ll be booking one of those romantic weekend getaway packages to try to rekindle that magical indifference you felt at the start.

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Canine And A Half Weeks

She doesn’t trust them down there in the spare room? What will they do, get on the landline and make prank calls to Taiwan?

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Gemini – a Line of Light Beams Displaying Duality

Saturday night is the Gemini new moon festival. “Let instability do its work,” is the keynote. All the vicissitudes, confusions and instabilities in our lives have purpose – our eventual seeking of balance and harmony.

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Gemini Festival of Humanity, World Invocation Day, Full Moon

The Gemini Solar Festival of Goodwill, of Humanity, and World Invocation Day occurs Saturday, May 21, 2:14pm (Pacific time) at 1.14 degrees Gemini. This is the third Spring Festival and the first of two blue moons of Gemini. Very auspicious, blue moons (which means two full moons) in the time of Gemini.