Advice Goddess
Nappily Ever After
So what did he do before you moved in, just chain her to the radiator while he took a snooze?
Getting More Exorcise
Nothing says “I’m over you” like a Saturday night text blitz of hate and real estate.
Wait Lifting: On Moving A Relationship Further
Try to think of this as artisanal dating. Maybe he’s finished building the bed out of antique Popsicle sticks but his carpal tunnel kicked in while he was killing the flock of ducks for the mattress or spinning the cotton for the sheets.
Gone Juan: Tale of The Disappearing Boyfriend
I’m a 20-year-old woman, and for three months last year, I dated a 21-year-old guy. Suddenly, out of the blue, he stopped returning my calls.
A Force To Be Reckoned Whiff
Welcome to the decline of civilization playing out in a single garment. If a grown man who wears one of these things says something like “Let me slip into something more comfortable,” you’ve got to think, “What, the womb?”
Lord Of The Ringer
Okay then. You’ll just be having a nice big scoop of “What Comes Around Goes Around.” Cup or cone? Nuts? Sprinkles?
The Science of Make-Up Sex
Sex can be a form of peacekeeping, since your girlfriend can’t be screaming that you loaded the dishwasher wrong if she’s screaming, “OHGOD!OHGOD!OHGOD!”
Mourning Breath
You’ve got a bad case of the “coulda shouldas,” which, in psychology, is called “counterfactual thinking,” as in thinking “counter” to the actual “facts” of what happened.
Requiem For A Scream
There are a number of reasons women fake orgasms, like that the guy is taking FOREVER.
Emotion Sickness
There are times you may want to tell a woman to calm down, like when you lack live electrical wire to chew on or are curious as to how the nurses would react if you walked into the ER with your head under your arm.
