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Requiem For A Scream

There are a number of reasons women fake orgasms, like that the guy is taking FOREVER.

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We Hold These Truths to Be Self-Evident

Saturday, July 4th, is the 239th birthday of the United States commemorating the signing of the Declaration of Independence (the U.S. astrology chart has Aquarius moon – freedom for its people, by its people).

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Emotion Sickness

There are times you may want to tell a woman to calm down, like when you lack live electrical wire to chew on or are curious as to how the nurses would react if you walked into the ER with your head under your arm.

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Crowd Mary: Feed Extroversion with Activity

There’s nothing like that thrill of finally getting a text on some Saturday night — and then realizing it’s just your grandma playing with her new iPhone.

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‘I Build a Lighted House & Therein Dwel’

Wednesday, June 24th, Chiron turns stationary retrograde (we turn inward) at 21.33 degrees Pisces. We usually speak of “retrograde” when referring to Mercury.

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Summer Solstice, Sun Gods, Uriel & Father’s Day

Sunday is Summer Solstice (in the northern hemisphere/Winter Solstice in the southern hemisphere) and Father’s Day.

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Beyond Thunderdomes

Stopping her would be easier if you two were guys: “I don’t like the way you’re talking about my boobs, Marjorie. Let’s take this outside.”

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Break Room With A View

It’s generally best to score hookup partners from the larger population pool — men whom you might occasionally run into at the grocery store, as opposed to every 45 minutes in the coffee room.

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Radiating the Will-to-Good – Becoming Goodwill in Humanity

The first three days (Wednesday, Thursday, Friday) after the Gemini festival of Goodwill, the New Group of World Servers (NGWS) and women & men of Goodwill radiate the Will-to-Good to Earth and humanity.

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Owe, Baby, Baby

Some personal financial crises are caused by unexpected events, and others simply by how one answers certain basic questions, such as “Hmm, get waxed or continue living with electricity?” or “I can’t decide: New brakes or traffic-stopping hair?”