Advice Goddess
The Bleh Lagoon
Surely, you wouldn’t find the bunny-hugging vegan “shallow” for not being up for the long haul with the guy who electrocutes the cows.
The Bleh Lagoon
Surely, you wouldn’t find the bunny-hugging vegan “shallow” for not being up for the long haul with the guy who electrocutes the cows.
All In A Day’s Jerk
Workers’ comp covers many on-the-job accidents — but unfortunately not the kind where a married man slips and falls into his co-worker’s vagina.
What You Seethe Is What You Get
When the cops come to the door, it usually isn’t to say, “Your neighbors called and said they heard you loving each other really loudly.”
Are We Having Funding Yet?
Lack of money is the root of many arguments. So, sure, the same couple are likely to be happier if the island they can afford to “winter” on is one in the middle of the South Pacific, as opposed to one in the middle of a four-lane highway.
Let’s Examine The Mummy’s Cursor
Who says men aren’t emotional? “I don’t wanna talk about it!” is an emotion.
We’ll Always Have Parasite
If you had the traditional kind of parasite, you could just put a lit match to its butt.
Papa’s Got A Brand New Hag
Of course it’s what’s on the inside that really counts, which is why men’s magazines so often run glossy spreads of stout, good-hearted older women crocheting afghans for nursing home patients.
Hi Money, I’m Home!
My boyfriend is going to a dinner out of town to get an award for a film he made, and he didn’t invite me. When I told him I felt
Having The Time Of Someone Else’s Wife
There are clues to where on the divorce spectrum someone falls, like whether she makes offhand remarks along the lines of “I wish him well, but we weren’t a good match” or “I wish I could leave him tied up in a clearing so something would eat him.”
