Advice Goddess
Crazy Cad Lady
Four months ago, I started hooking up with this hot guy I met on Tinder. He isn’t someone I’d normally go for; he’s a total mess and serious trouble. He
People Who Needle People
Yesterday, on the phone with my boyfriend, I had to ask him to repeat something he’d just said because I’d become briefly mesmerized by a big fern shimmying in the breeze. No, sadly, I wasn’t all “Sorry, I missed that bit because my couch caught fire.” The man was competing for my attention with a plant.
Stray It Forward
There are many people who cross ethical lines at work, but most of them just do it by taking home Post-its or a stapler.
Skinny Genes
There’s that saying, “You are what you eat.” Apparently, your girlfriend ate a supermodel.
Fasten Your Deceit Belt
Welcome to Moral High Ground, population: you. Wow, so that’s your real weight on your driver’s license?
The Gift Of Blab
Being compatible with somebody doesn’t mean you’re like them in all ways.
Unzipping Your Genes
If women truly prioritized men’s looks like you say, Victoria’s Secret would be raking in the bucks with a companion chain of sexy undies stores for men.
Someday, Her Prince Will Run
Can you “make a go” of this relationship? Of course you can! Before you know it, you’ll be booking one of those romantic weekend getaway packages to try to rekindle that magical indifference you felt at the start.
Canine And A Half Weeks
She doesn’t trust them down there in the spare room? What will they do, get on the landline and make prank calls to Taiwan?
The Litter Prince
That used Q-tip is only a collectible if he used to be Elvis.
