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Having It Small

Having It Small I met somebody online, and we have a real connection, but he is agoraphobic and hasn’t really left his bedroom for 10 years. I have a job

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Power Tulle

Too Mush Information My friend was dying to tell her new boyfriend she loves him but waited till he said it first. She, in fact, makes that a rule. Now

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Power Tulle

Smells Like Quarantine Spirit I’m a 41-year-old married lesbian. My wife and I used to work from home together. She recently got an important job, and she’s now gone all

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Power Tulle

Why are there lots of bridal magazines but no magazines for grooms? What does that imply? —A Male Consider men’s general lack of interest in wedding planning. Of course, if

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Seize The Meh and Give Pizza A Chance

Seize The Meh I’m a 31-year-old guy who got really hurt after a relationship ended a few years back. Now I just don’t date women whom I’ll ever really care

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Buddha Heat and In The Mood For Shrug

Buddha Heat My husband and I are lucky — like that couple in their 70s you wrote about — to have a satisfying sex life after 23 years together. Still,

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Credible Fret and Netflix And Kill

Credible Fret I’m a 34-year-old woman in a two-year relationship with a guy. I’ve never been the jealous type. Yet, I do feel oddly possessive and jealous in this relationship,

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Weed Better Get Some Febreze and Angry Bards

Weed Better Get Some Febreze I’m sober, but my boyfriend smokes pot. I’m fine with that, but I don’t want him smoking in the house. He says it’s his house,

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Fade Diet and Fappy Gilmore

Fade Diet I got ghosted — dumped by a guy who just disappeared on me, no explanation — after three months of lovey-dovey dating. Clearly, he isn’t a great person,

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The Last Stare Fighter

The Last Stare Fighter I’m a 28-year-old woman who has been single for over five years. I’m steering clear of dating sites right now because of how so many guys