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Areola 51 And A Czar Is Born
Areola 51 A lot of women are posting pix of themselves on Instagram in very skimpy attire. I don’t feel comfortable doing that (though I’m in great shape), because I’m
Cling Kong
Cling Kong My girlfriend of three years recently took a trip home for a weekend wedding. Before she left, I asked her, “Can you set my expectations as to how
Gramping Her Style and Debt Valley
Gramping Her Style My friend just joined a dating site for elite creative professionals. Unfortunately, it grabs your age from Facebook, so you can’t shave off years. At 50, she’s
Foul Pay and Keeping It Rio
Foul Pay I went out with a feminist who was all into women’s empowerment, but when the bill came, she made no effort to chip in. Please explain this type
Fifty Shades of Go Away and Remorse Code
Fifty Shades Of Go Away I’m the female author of a funny memoir about sex addiction and relationships. Unfortunately, I now have male readers asking me on dates via email,
Things That Go Bump In The Knight and Girls Just Wanna Have Funding?
Things That Go Bump In The Knight I’m confused. Does treating women as equals mean not doing those things that would previously have been considered chivalrous, like opening doors and
The Hand That Rocks The Ladle and From Adhere To Eternity
The Hand That Rocks The Ladle I’m a 57-year-old twice-divorced man. Though I never wanted to get to a point where romance wouldn’t be in my big picture, I’m feeling
For Whom The Sleigh Bells Toll and Crushin’ Roulette
For Whom The Sleigh Bells Toll I get very lonely around the holidays. My family is just my parents, and they’re far away. I don’t have a boyfriend right now.
Teetotally Awesome and Her Beta Half
Teetotally Awesome I’m a recovering addict, five years sober. My ex-boyfriend was a “normie” (12-step slang for someone who hasn’t had addiction issues), and there were definitely things he just
Best Man For The Sob and Denial Of Cervix
Woe Is Meow I lost over 100 pounds. I’m really proud of my myself and my new body, so I post pix on Instagram. Disturbingly, I’ve got a few haters
