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With This Ring, I Thee Dump

Two months before our wedding, a dear male friend of mine confessed his love for me. After much soul-searching, I called my wedding off.

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Horoscopes: Feb. 24 edition

Risa’s Astrology for Feb. 24 and beyond

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Ingrate Expectations

The next day, he was grumpy and distant. When I finally called him on it, he said he was sexually frustrated (despite the fact that we usually have sex three times a week).

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Horoscopes: Feb. 17 edition

Risa’s words for the week beyond Feb. 17

Advice Risa's Astrology

Horoscopes: Feb. 10-16

Love and what it means for your sign.

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Speed Hating

We had another date, and he asked for exclusivity, and even said he wouldn’t mind if I got pregnant.

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Jupiter in Aries, Saturn Retrogrades

The news that astrology has changed is a hoax! It’s another diversion from reality. — Risa

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Extremely Old Spice

Last year, an 80ish married man — a member of my literary club — called me, confessed his passion for me and begged me to have a romantic dinner with him. I reluctantly made plans to meet “Romeold” for coffee, intending to let him down gently. He took this “date” as a green light to e-mail me a lurid “fictional” story — a detailed blueprint for the affair he wanted us to have.

Advice Risa's Astrology

Horoscopes: Jan. 6-12

Thursday is Epiphany (Greek for “revelation”), Three Kings Day, the day the Three Astrologer Magi Kings found the Holy Child in the stable, offered gifts of gold, frankincense & myrrh (gifts given to Apollo).