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Checking The Frozen Dude Section

Men’s magazines and blogs always have some article telling guys to pick up women at grocery stores. Really?

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Horoscope: Aug. 8

As we progress through Mercury retrograde, the past shows up for remembrance and review.

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Booty Rest

My wife is co-sleeping — sharing our bed — with our two children. I understand why she sleeps with our baby, who’s breast feeding, but not why my 6-year-old daughter must sleep in our bed.

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Horoscope: July 28

Esoteric astrology for the week of July 28 to Aug. 3

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Coma Sutra

I’ve been married for over 20 years, and though my wife and I have a very good relationship, she has a low sex drive and never initiates sex.

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Horoscope: July 7-13

We are in the month and sign of Cancer (crab, scarab, tortoise). On the personality-building level, Cancer is about mother and nurturing, birth and nourishment of all life.

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Creature From The Slack Lagoon

Three months ago, he was fired from a nursing home for stealing drinks from the soda machine, and he hasn’t looked for a job since. When I suggested he get up early to beat the heat, he got angry.

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Horoscope: June 30-July 6

The week holds two important events – Friday’s new moon, solar eclipse (sun hidden), 9 degrees Cancer and the 235th birthday of the United States, Independence Day, Monday.

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The Shopping Cart Before The Horse

It’s a really bad idea for a guy to give flowers to a girl he’s just meeting, unless she’s just won the Kentucky Derby. In that case, he could also slip her a carrot and slap her on the rump.

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The Princess And The Pee

I spend most of my time watching him play video games and drink beer until he’s ready for sex or passes out. He’s also developed the nasty habit of peeing into bottles and leaving them around until they’re full.