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Home Invasion Is Where The Heart Is

A girl in my college accounting class came to my mom’s house, where I live, to study with me for a test.

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Thin Line Between Love And Haight and Light Boor

After my boyfriend and I returned from a teaching stint abroad, he broke up with me.

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Serial Monotony

My husband of 18 years woke me up one morning to inform me that he told this woman in the class he’s taking that he’s happily married and isn’t looking to cross any lines.

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Gilbert Grope

I met a nice man (so I thought) who lives about 40 miles away.

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Sperm Wail

I’m 26, and I’ve been looking at my stepsister’s dating life with a measure of worry. She’s 36, and wants children, but still hasn’t found “the one.”

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A Whole New Bald Game

I’ve noticed some things vanishing from the North American landscape; namely, phone booths, drinking fountains and pubic hair on women

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The Power Of Positive Sinking

Ohh! I FINALLY get what you’re saying! For the longest time, I was resenting you for telling women they shouldn’t ask men out.

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Wussy Galore

Ohh! I FINALLY get what you’re saying!

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Needy Gonzales

This divorced dad I’ve been seeing for a month is really sweet, but he’s pushing to go way too fast.